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It would be nice to have one for each car she rides in but the velcro allows her to take it with her to use any time she rides in a different car. Learn how your comment data is processed. Archived from the original on September 15, How much with mattress and platform included? Xxx 69 , Xxx Alien , Xxx Indian. Milton rented a room from Colleen Donaghy in the Boston suburb of Sadchester in , during one of Jimmy Donaghy's numerous abandonments of his family.

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I will make some and donate them to an infusion center. Thanks for opening my eyes. It is the little things! I am sure you did all that you could for your father and did it with love. And that was enough. I ran across this pin just before I sat down to write notes to go with Prayer Shawls at my church.

I will need to make some. I just had a port put in and have noticed the seatbelt issue. I am making one for myself first and plan to make several for the chemo center where I am receiving treatment. Thanks so much for this idea! Glad your first treatment went well! Sending you a virtual hug and healing thoughts.

Dear Kathy, I pray that you are continuing to do well! Thanks so much for sharing this pattern and idea! We have started a ministry at our church that creates items like this as a service to local organizations and I can hardly wait to share this one!

Even though I never had one when I had my port, I am excited about being able to bless others! Amazed by His Grace, Amy. Amy — how wonderful that you have surpassed the 10 year mark! I just had a CT scan and everything was clear. Thank you for wanting to share this idea with others.

He never had chemo—already metastasized at diagnosis. I just use regular old polyester fiber fill. I am glad to be alive! It makes every day a good day. I hope your friend does well with her treatment! And do NOT expect your friend to call and ask you to do something. I know I just hated picking up the phone to call people — although I enjoyed talking when someone called me. This turned out to be a great help and something I might not have done for myself.

Responding to emails and messages and calls from everyone wanting to know how you are doing is just overwhelming. CaringBridge allowed me to write one thing that everyone who was interested could read. I enjoyed having someone stay with me during chemo — but everyone is different.

Offer, if you feel comfortable, and let her decide. Little things add up to big things. Just keep being her friend. My friend got diagnosed with breast cancer in May and it has been overwhelming. So, remember, there is always a blessing behind the unexpected. Just be willing and God will give you the roadmap! Kathy I too had stem cell transplant. I had my 6th 2nd birthday in Dec. I went first to local office then went to a large city hospital. The room was massive and full of fighters.

These port pillows are a great idea. I too like to give back when I can. Little things do make a difference. Wishing you the best. Kathy, Thank you for sharing your story and the directions for these little pillows with purpose! I first saw them on Pinterest searching for quilting ideas…I saved the link knowing that some day soon I would carve out time to make them.

Well, I recently met a lovely woman who was going for her port placement on her birthday-I knew it was my sign to get busy, so I made her 2.

One for each car she rides in… and I have made more for the Cancer center of the Hospital I work at, they were very delighted with them and said they were gone in 5 minutes! The ladies in my guild are helping me make them now. God Bless-Thanks again, and stay strong!

This will make a great gift for us to make and give! We do a lot for cancer patients, but never saw this before. Would love to farm this out to volunteers to make a lot of these to give out in gift bags.

Before doing this, can anyone who has had a port and used this pillow personally, please reach out to me? I have a question about these before I begin asking for sewers and materials. The gift bags sound like a great idea.

My aunt and mother are both cancer survivors. My aunt was not as lucky and went through two rounds. I am so thankful that you posted this. I plan on making these and giving them to the hospital that treated my aunt and also to the local chemo center where I live. Cancer just seems to touch everyone in one way or another. And often in more ways than one. I hope your mother and aunt are doing well.

Thank you so much for the pattern. I donate prayer shawls and cancer caps to our cancer center but never thought of the port pillows. It is a great project and a great way to use up some scraps. I hope you are doing well and I will continue to keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

And always appreciate positive thoughts and prayers. It is a great way to use up fabric scraps! I am making these pillows to give to infusion center. I want to pay it forward on her behalf. I think what you are doing is wonderful. I am an 19 year survivor. My daughter is a 1 year survivor. All the meds etc does end and you will get on down the road of life. Thank you for stopping by, Ann.

Wow — 19 years is such a big number! All the best to you and your daughter. I hated the port! I pinned it and shared it and plan on making them.

Thank you for posting this. So glad I found that one little pillow in the basket where I had chemo! Look what it has led to. OH, I am too! I had a cancer scare a few years ago and wanted to do something to show God my gratitude for the good outcome.

I called to volunteer at the cancer center offering to do housework, run errands or whatever cancer patients needed but no one ever called so now I have THIS that I have been doing for cancer patients and am so happy I landed on your pattern.

I had no idea there was a need before! I have 40 to give so far after 3 days and just need to locate the local cancer center. I will then touch a toothpick or awl with the oil to the Velcro thus making the pillow a prayer cloth too.

I am a breast cancer survivor but needed to have a breast removed. I was given a very pretty pink heart pillow to use in the car but there was nothing to keep it in place. It would need to fasten to the seat belt but be able to cover the whole breast area. I think the velcro would work on one edge of the pillow. The pillow was about eight inches across.

Hope this is a help to some of you. I should add that not all people with cancer or cancer scares do not want one more thing in pink. Found this post today, just in time!! My good friend, who is a Thirty-One consultant, is donating 15 bags filled with goodies to a local chemo center…and I am contributing these pillows. I made one adjustment to your pattern: I cut the Velcro strip to 3. Thanks for a great idea!!! My Mother is cancer free now for 15 years!

Awesome — she went thru breast cancer and bladder cancer. Our local Library has started a young girls sewing club and these would be a great little project that they could make and feel useful when they donate the finished items to the cancer unit.

Your mom has been through a lot! Glad she has come through it all so well. I hope these work out well for the girls. Thanks for your comments, Judy.

You have inspired me. I am a 19 yr breast cancer and 65 yrs old. I sew a lot and I think I may make some of these for patients in our city. Thanks so much for the inspiration and I truly hope you are doing fine.

Wow — another year survivor! You guys are inspiring me! Two years down …. I love, love your idea! Almost ten years ago, I died and went to Heaven and was told to go back that it was not my time to come, since that time I try to give back on how God orchestrated smoothly that day that I might live.

On March 14, , I went to the hospital for a heart cath, another doctor was called in and he ruptured my artery, I had to learn to walk, talk, read, eat, etc.

I made my first cancer quilt for a 22 year old woman with Leukemia, I guess I worry about cancer patients being cold. I have survived cancer 5 times. Even still to this day, I use a little cover over my seat belt, which is worn out and I have been thinking I need to make me a cover. My goodness, Jan, what a story you have! So awesome to hear of your miraculous recovery. I hope you enjoy making the pillows. Although I was feverish at the beginning of my treatment, I have found that the chemo seems to have left me a little susceptible to being cold.

Bless you for all that you share. Pray all is well with you. I start chemo on Wed. This is a great idea and I hope to make many of them to fill the basket at the center. So glad to hear you are doing well. Healing thoughts for you, Lynne! I hope all goes well. Thank you so much for sharing how to do this. What a wonderful idea.!! I want to make one right away. My baby brother, who is 34 years old has Mutiple Sclerosis.

He just had a port put in a couple of months ago and I have not seen these. He has been diagnosed since he was He will love this. God Bless you and hope you have great health from here on out.!! I phoned our local cancer center expressing my desire to volunteer to clean house, cook or run errands for their patients and they seemed grateful but never called on me to help. I made little hand warmers for my grandchildren that look like this minus the Velcro, filled with rice so they could be heated in the microwave.

Would rice work well in these to hold the seatbelt back further? Or would that be unnecessary? I think the rice is unnecessary.

Sometimes the pillows slip a little on the seatbelt. I think the weight of the rice would cause them to slip and would also create more pressure on the port if it is atop the port. Most of the time I cannot figure out how to find out how to make things. I can do this. Thank you for sharing. This is a great idea! I am a 5 year breast cancer survivor, when I had my port I purchased the seat belt covers made for infants, they worked great. When my port was removed I passed Curios George they had monkies on them and my husband is George?

I am a survivor who like you wanted to give back, I probably made hats and left them in doctors office. I love this idea, am thinking I need to make some. Thank you so much and good luck! It is a long process, positive thoughts and a positive attitude. I like a little humor with my cancer, so I think I would have enjoyed a Curious George seatbelt cover.

If only I had known… What kind of hats do you make? Kathy, how much stuffing do you put in the pillow? If I still had my Powerport I would test it on myself first, but I dont. Thanks for this wonderful idea. Mediumly stuffed, I guess. So happy to hear you are doing well, I think you are a very positive person. Two groups I belong to have been making heart pillows for breast cancer patients, these are wrapped in cellophane with a big pink ribbon and given to patients soon after their operations.

They are welcomed by the patients who use them to help with seatbelts and something to hold and know many people are thinking of them when they feel down, they are all filled with love.

Such a small thing to make but brings so much joy. My daughter had a stem cell transplant last March after going through chemo for acute myleoid leukemia. She was at the cancer center at the University of West Virginia and I would love to make some of these to give back. Do you have cards to go with them that explain their use or do patients know what they are? Thanks for posting and congratulations on being cancer free!

A little card attached would be a wonderful addition. I hate to admit that I have just been too lazy or unimaginative to get it done! One time I attached a note to the open box I filled with pillows that explained their purpose.

I thought I would reuse it each month when I made a delivery to the infusion room. Well … guess who got behind? When I finally made it back with more pillows, my box was gone. Fortunately all the nurses know what they are for, so I guess they have answered any questions. I always wondered if Police would have written me a ticket.

So happy u thot of this. I was a recipient of a pillow. My contribution is copying a good idea and passing it on. I am a great fan of Pinterest and saw your pin. At the time I just filed it away in my mind, not knowing anyone who could use one. So your pattern was just the thing.

Today I made 15 portacath pillows I made a variety for him to choose from and the rest they can distribute. I also rounded the corners of the squares. I hope they work as well as the rectangles. I packaged each of them in a little bag with a card telling what they are used for and indicating what fabric was used, ie cotton, flannel, fleece. It was great fun. I hope to make more. Thank you so much for sharing your pattern. I love hearing about variations and your use of the quilting squares sounds like a great idea.

I hope if anyone uses them, they will provide some feedback. I co-lead Sassy Caps sassycaps. One of our volunteers has started making these pillows to give out in treatment centers along with the hats. We made up a little tag for them and are going to put it on our website. Would it be ok if we linked to your site for the directions on how to make them? Was someone already making these pillows before you stumbled onto me?

I see you have 2 velcro straps on the ones pictured. I love the sassyness! Hello Kathy Thank you very much for your post.

I have never heard of portacath pillows before and this information reached me at the perfect time. My grandma is currently undergoing chemo treatments and I know she would appreciate it so I made her one.

Congrats on your treatment success. Lots of blessing and best wishes to you. Best wishes to her! My daughter was a stem cell donor last year. I am going to bookmark this post so I can make some, too!

How wonderful that your daughter could be a donor for someone! I was lucky to be able to use my own stem cells, but very much appreciated the plasma and blood donors who contributed to my healing!

What an Amazing idea! Thank you for sharing this. My great grandmother passed from breast cancer in over 40yrs ago and when I found out about it, I instantly became a supporter. My question is… Is there a process of volunteering or taking the pillows to a cancer location.

Congratulations to you on being a survivor, and I hope and pray your still doing well! You might begin by checking with your local American Cancer Society to see if they have suggestions of where to donate. Or maybe even call the office of an oncologist in your area and see what they suggest.

Would poly pellets be too firm to stuff the pillows with? Or does the poly fiberfill work best? I will make some for my cancer center in Lincon Ne. I pray for all people with cancer, their doctors and staff, and especially the researchers. I also pray for family members that are also affected by cancer.

Someday there will be an answer for us all. Thanks for all you do! Kathy, I am so happy you are doing well! I am an RN and I have never heard of a portacath pillow. But what a helpful thing it is. Thank you for sharing how to make it! BTW, I saw this on Pinterest. Pinning it right now! I am sorry to be so behind in replying to comments! Thank you for leaving a comment and Pinning the pillows!

Thank you so much for sharing this great idea. My grandson is starting chemo next week. He will have a port placed first. He is a St. I am so thankful for this information. It will not only help him, but it is a way we can give back to help someone else. Thank you so much again. I am sorry to be replying so late. I hope your grandson is doing well. It is so hard to be a parent or grandparent of a cancer patient. Hugs to all of you! I live in England. We make small heart pillows for breast cancer patients to place under their arms after surgery, these help ease pressure from the arm.

As a previous breast cancer patient I know from personal experience these are a great comfort. Thank you for your post! Thank you so much! I wanted to give back to the centers that helped my Mom during her battle she passed in May , but I wanted to do something that would help in everyday life.

I remember her dr gave her a pillow and realized this is one thing I could do. You really jumped right in! So many people will be blessed by your kindness.

This is such a wonderful idea. My family has not been touched by cancer but we do have friends going thru this experience. I am truly thrilled to find this idea and know that there is something I can do to help others. Prayers for your continued good health. I wish I would have found this site years ago.. I will start this week making these and take them to my closest chemo center. What a wonderful and easy idea.

Our church ladies now have another use for scrapes left from projects. I was blessed to catch my cancer early, so no chemo, but I suffer from a neck fracture, fibromyalgia, and arthritis. I can see another use for these with a change of the Velcro to elastic. Attach them to your arm, wrist as a portable cushion while sitting. God bless you ALL. What a great idea! We have printable inserts you can use if you like: The sassycaps note is much more creative than mine.

I like to place mine above my port rather than over it. I am currently going through treatment and a sewer. I have been using a washcloth on the shoulder strap and was thinking how I could keep it from falling down, this is perfect! I am going to make several and place them in a basket in the infusion center.

The snack size ziplock bags are a perfect fit for storage. I also tucked a note inside of what is and how to use it. I taught myself how to sew using both.

This makes me want to get into my fabric stash and make some then find somewhere to donate them to..

Keep up the awesome work and God Bless you and your family. Thanks Colleen Email me mctho yahoo. You r so adorable! Thank you for the pattern. Thankfully no one I know is going through cancer but I sure would like to make some for the cancer center some of the little pillows thank you.

I am fortunate enough to not need one, but what a great thing to make and donate. I have so many lovely scraps of fabrics that these would be perfect for. Think I have some making to do and can donate.

A way to give something to those who need just the little things in life to make their day that much easier. All the best to you and your continued good health. Aileen — Melbourne, Australia. Most have charities they support including hospitals.

Some have someone dropping off kits and picking up completed projects. I would think a ribbon would slip or loosen more easily and not stay in place as well. But you might give it a try and let us know! Thank you for the idea. I am a 10 year survior and remember the struggle with my seatbelt. I am making a dozen or so to take to the chemo center. Best wishes and prayers for a complete recovery.

Thanks for sharing your ideas. Hope you are doing well, all our best wishes. I love to sew and this is such a great way to give back and help others! My doctor and I have talked about maybe removing my port after my next CT scan. I want to, and yet I had a cancer that frequently returns.

Keeping it longer seems to provide a little psychological comfort for me — it is there at the ready. That said, best to you and I hope you enjoy the project and that it also works well for you.

Thank you for the pattern! We will pray over them and put a scripture inside. Thank you for sharing your design!! I hope it is a successful project for VBS. I have just taken the first batch in to Christies in Manchester England. Every body was so thrilled with them. Thanks for the idea and good wishes to all x. Thank you for sharing! Maybe that tip will help your readers.

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Their first date takes place after he learns that Liz is the head writer of TGS with Tracy Jordan, and she finds out that Carol is an enthusiastic fan of the show, often showing episodes on his flights. Liz enjoys their relationship at first because his frequent absences for work gives her freedom. Carol, however, is eager to settle down and pursue a more normal relationship, since every relationship he has had as an airline pilot were intermittent affairs due to his constant travel for work.

Initially, Liz believes their similar personalities make them soul mates after they repeatedly share the same responses to games of " Would you rather ". However they eventually realize that they are too similar, and in " Double-Edged Sword ", their equally controlling personalities come to a head after a heated argument while being stuck for hours on the runway on a plane piloted by Carol.

Criss is the third of Liz's boyfriends to share a name with a celebrity although there is a difference in spelling. He dropped out of law school, but holds a degree in ethnomusicology. He and Liz met somewhere between the end of season five and the beginning of season 6 at Riverside Park after Liz made fun of his turtleneck shirt.

He runs a hot dog stand which sells organic hot dogs. Liz, assuming the fight is a breakup, frantically calls Criss to apologize and beg him to reconcile, only to discover that he never wanted to break up in the first place and is at home happily making dinner. Patrick's Day ", a surprise visit from Dennis makes Liz finally admit that she is in love with Criss after an argument.

When she tells him that she loves him, something she has never done to anyone, Criss responds by quoting Han Solo 's response to Princess Leia , "I know," thereby proving his suitability to the Star Wars -obsessed Liz. Jack sets up Liz on a "blind date" with Kevin, a man Jack actually hates, but his true purpose is to introduce Liz to Kevin's "awesome" Lemon-esque young daughter Bebe Wood.

After realizing that having children might be a good thing, Criss and Liz subsequently "put a pin" in this idea and decide to "just have some fun". Still, Criss is insecure in their relationship, believing that Liz might eventually bail on him. Unfortunately he sells the van to "a really nice young guy on meth", who later steals money from a bank.

Liz sees what she thinks is still Criss' van on a TV news report on the robbery, and thinking that Criss stole the money, tells him she will go to prison in his place. Criss considers this a sign that Liz will not bail on him, and later in the episode, when Liz observes that the room Criss is renovating will make a great nursery, they both realize that they are ready to try for a baby, whether biological or adopted.

As of Season 7, he and Liz are actively trying to have a child. Liz's unusual libido starts to make things a bit difficult, but they eventually find what works for them both. After a failed pregnancy test, Liz and Criss decide to get married in order to make an adoption process easier. Liz and Criss eventually adopt a pair of elementary-school aged twins, Janet and Terry who are highly reminiscent of Tracy and Jenna.

Criss briefly goes to work as a dental receptionist, but discovers he much prefers being a stay-at-home father. The following characters have at some point during the show been Jack's girlfriend, wife or fiancée.

Bianca Isabella Rossellini is Jack's first wife. Jack's mother disliked her from the beginning and their marriage was troubled.

Bianca was introduced in season one, episode twelve. She is engaged to Vincent Foley, and in episode 13 her divorce with Jack was finalized although they were legally separated since Jack mentioned that she was too much of a woman for him, which is why they divorced. A point of contention in their divorce was an Arby's restaurant outside of Telluride, Colorado. Jack also insisted on keeping the box they had trained their dog to poop in. Bianca tolerated most of Jack's affairs but is jealous of women who can actually make Jack happy, going so far as to violently attack Liz when she pretended to be Jack's fiancée.

Condoleezza Rice portrayed by herself was one of Jack's shorter-lived relationships. Their relationship and eventual break-up was alluded to in the episode " The Break-Up ". Among their disagreements concerned her lack of time for him during her tenure as Secretary of State [24] and whether or not Jack was as talented a flautist as Condoleezza is as a pianist. Phoebe Emily Mortimer is an art dealer and auctioneer, who works at the Christie's branch in Rockefeller Center.

She reintroduces herself to Liz each time they meet, and asserts that her parents were poets. She accepts, stunning Liz. When Liz finds Phoebe holding hands with an older man, Phoebe tells her that he is a former lover. Liz tells her that either she will tell Jack the truth or Liz will; while arguing with Liz, Phoebe drops her English accent and reveals herself as an American. When Liz tells Jack he refuses to believe her, having been warned by Phoebe that Liz was making things up about her.

When Jack's mother Colleen appears in " Hiatus ", she instantly dislikes Phoebe. When Colleen visits Jack in the hospital, she discovers that Jack's heart rate monitor functions as a polygraph , and takes advantage of this discovery by asking Jack a series of personal questions.

Phoebe catches on and asks Jack if he loves her. He claims that he does, but the machine indicates he is lying. Phoebe slinks away in defeat; their wedding was subsequently canceled. She meets Jack at a cocktail party honoring Robert Novak , and the two end up sleeping together. Soon after, Jack discovers her identity and the fact that she is trying to sue NBC's fictitious parent company, Sheinhardt Wig, for dumping Auburn Fantasy Dye into the Chickatagua River which turned the children of Chickatagua orange.

Despite Jack and C. She returns in " Cooter ", approving the development of a gay bomb ; this gets Jack fired from his position in Washington, so he can return to 30 Rock and repays a favor she owed him. Elisa Pedrera Salma Hayek is a Puerto Rican nurse , who is deeply religious and places a high value on family.

She was introduced as a love interest for Jack in season three, when she cared for Colleen who had injured both hips. While nursing Colleen, Elisa begins a romantic relationship with Jack. She also cares for another patient: Colleen hates Elisa and Jack's relationship; he accuses her of hating every woman with whom he has ever been involved. Elisa's grandmother initially dislikes Jack because he resembles an actor playing a villain on her favorite telenovela ; she becomes fond of him after Jack has NBC purchase the rights to the show, and changes his doppelgänger's part to appeal to elderly women.

In "Larry King", Jack proposes to Elisa. She accepts, informing him that she is going to Puerto Rico and promising to call him. When she returns, Elisa and Jack begin planning their wedding; however, it is revealed that Elisa is notorious among Puerto Ricans for killing her husband after she discovered he was cheating on her.

She flies into a homicidal rage when she believes Jack and Liz are having an affair; after being dissuaded she calms down, agreeing with Jack to cancel the wedding and end the relationship because she cannot control her jealousy. At some point thereafter, while back home in Puerto Rico, Elisa is incarcerated. She is married with two sons, though it is clear her marriage is unfulfilling. She and Jack were in the same German class where Jack was called "Klaus" and Nancy "Greta" ; Nancy's voice-mail code stands for "Klaus", indicating that Nancy has feelings for him.

By the time Nancy decides to divorce her husband, Jack is already involved with Avery. He dates both women, unable to decide. Nancy meets Avery and finds out she is pregnant, which Nancy tells Jack before leaving.

She begins their relationship after a one-night stand during season four, after Jack is convinced that Nancy will never leave her husband.

He dates both simultaneously, and later chooses Avery over Nancy after being told by Nancy that Avery is pregnant. They attempt to marry during season five, between " Christmas Attack Zone " and " Mrs. Donaghy "; however, due to a language-based mishap, Jack is accidentally married to Liz the matter is resolved offscreen. Gordon Liddy and Jack's martial-arts instructor, Li Di. However, things do not go well; she is detained in North Korea by Kim Jong-il , and forced to participate in the spread of North Korean Propaganda by reporting news of the free world being conquered by North Korea.

Despite Jack's attempts to get her back including getting help from his ex, Condoleezza Rice she is stranded in Korea and forcibly married to Kim Jong-un. Jack has a hard time dealing with her absence, as well as his intense feelings for her mother, Diana. Shortly after Avery's return, Jack discovers that Avery has fallen in love with another detained reporter, and the couple spontaneously divorce at the altar while trying to renew their vows in the last episode of season 6.

Like Liz, he grew up in White Haven, Pennsylvania , where he still lives. Outwardly supportive of Liz, Dick secretly disagrees with, and is embarrassed by, many of her decisions. Born circa , [29] she "repeatedly lost her virginity" at or about the age of 15 [30] to the love of her life, Buzz Aldrin whom she called "Ed" because there were already five "Buzzes" in Montclair , while Waldo the town perv watched from the bushes.

After she graduated from secretary school and Ed was joining the astronaut program in , he asked her to marry him, but Margaret had just started a job with Sterling Cooper and did not feel she could just pick up and leave, being an "old maid" of Accordingly, she later settled for Dick Lemon and bore him two children: Mitch Lemon and Elizabeth M.

She still believes computers to be the size of rooms. She attempts to disabuse Liz of the belief in a "Mr. Right" and encourages her to settle as she did. Aldrin, meanwhile, is grateful to not have put Margaret through his years of alcoholism and depression.

In addition to their genders, races, and names, their personalities are immediately revealed to be nearly identical to those of, respectively, Tracy and Jenna. Upon meeting them at the airport, Liz muses happily that gaining miniature versions of her two 'problem children' just as TGS is cancelled "seems about right" and she embraces the pair.

As an adult in the early 22nd century , she develops a sitcom based on those stories, which she pitches to NBC's receptive and strangely immortal and ageless president, Kenneth Parcell, while flying cars zoom through the sky past his office window. Kenneth only addresses her as "Ms. The sequence is an homage to St. Elsewhere ' s famous closing scene - complete with a model of the series' namesake building within a snow globe stared at by a mentally challenged male - and implies that the series 30 Rock had been a period piece of Eliza's creation in the distant future, as St.

Elsewhere had all been a daydream in Tommy Westphall 's autistic imagination. He is a female-impersonator most often dressed as Jenna who often refers to himself as a "she-man" or "shman. They began a relationship characterized by many unconventional sexual practices.

Paul takes Jenna's first and last names. A domineering, bombastic person, she is demanding of her husband financially and sexually.

It is revealed in " The Ones " that Tracy has actually never cheated on his wife, and that his supposed "affairs" are all for show. Donaghy ", Angie stars in her own Bravo reality series , Queen of Jordan which figured prominently during the rest of season five, due to Tracy Morgan's medical leave. For her initial appearance in " Jack the Writer " a non-speaking cameo appearance , she was played by Sharon Wilkins.

In all subsequent episodes beginning with " Up All Night " , she is portrayed by Sherri Shepherd and has a more substantial role. Donaghy ", " Queen of Jordan ", " Queen of Jordan 2: Mystery of the Phantom Pooper ". Colleen Donaghy née Murphy Elaine Stritch is Jack's overbearing, demanding mother who lives in a Florida retirement home.

According to Jack, the Murphy family are "a bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists ". Colleen first appeared in season 1, episode 21; she is critical of Jack's abilities, and hesitant to show him affection. In season 3, episode 20, Colleen reveals that her ex-husband Jim Donaghy left her in and returned in Jack was conceived in during Colleen's affair with Milton Greene.

Colleen has nagged Jack his whole life, [33] even blaming him for John F. Kennedy 's death [34] and for his father leaving. When Jack's collie, Pop, was accidentally run over by the postman, Colleen left him to die in the street. She even tried to send Jack to Vietnam when he was 12 years old in order to make a man out of him. Colleen embarrassed him by having him play " The Star-Spangled Banner " on his flute in front of his hockey team.

Colleen's cold and stern demeanor is contrasted by her behavior at Christmas. After Jim abandoned the family, Colleen would acquire mountains of toys for her children each Christmas, despite the family's poverty, by in exchange for providing sexual favors to the [fictional] Frederick August Otto Schwarz, III. Unaware of the transaction, Jack resented his mother hosting Mr. Schwartz and her infidelity toward his father. Colleen additionally gave her children unique Christmas traditions and fables that Jack assumed were standard holiday practice, such as Mrs.

Claus hanging the children's stockings. He is in his 50s when Liz Lemon causes him to realize the truth and gain a new appreciation and love for his mother and her holiday practices. Despite rarely having a good thing to say about anyone, Colleen takes an instant liking to Liz, mistaking her for Jack's actual fiancée, Phoebe. When he tells her that it isn't Liz whom he was marrying, Colleen's response is "Why the hell not?

Although fond of Liz, Colleen nevertheless delights in manipulating the Lemons into a resentment-fueled argument between them. Colleen dies of a heart attack in " My Whole Life Is Thunder " during a visit to New York to spend time with Jack, attempting to guilt him and seemingly depriving him of her approval literally up to her last breath. Her last words to Jack are "I just want you to be happy," which Jack hears as "I just want you to be 'happy'" and takes as sarcasm and "one last twist of the knife.

Jack is sent into a tailspin by the revelation that his mother actually wanted him to be happy, which leads to him re-evaluating his life and career in the finale. Milton Greene Alan Alda is Jack's biological father. Milton rented a room from Colleen Donaghy in the Boston suburb of Sadchester in , during one of Jimmy Donaghy's numerous abandonments of his family.

The two soon engaged in coitus and, unbeknownst to Milton, conceived Jack Donaghy. A half-century later, Milton is a liberal history professor at Vermont 's Bennington College. In the interim, Milton had married and sired a son whom he and the child's mother refused to name, opining that children should chose their own names; Spider-Man Greene is Jack's unsuspecting half-brother.

He and Lenny Wozniak narrow his possible fathers down to three men whom Jack lures to Manhattan under false pretences in " Mamma Mia ". Milton is overjoyed and announces that he is in need of a kidney to survive. Milton's liberalism is exaggerated as a foil to Jack's conservative politics.

He is kind, enthusiastic, and supportive of Jack. Thompson is the combative son of Tracy and Angie Jordan. Mystery of the Phantom Pooper " and " Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy " Virginia. Verna Maroney Jan Hooks is Jenna's mother. A quintessential stage mother , she spent Jenna's childhood forcing her to perform in beauty pagents and talent shows, and is responsible for Jenna's need for the spotlight and for many of her neuroses. Verna became the last live-action role Hooks played before she passed away.

Diana shares many qualities with her daughter, which makes Jack instantly attracted to her. Sylvia is a stereotypical Italian-American mother, extremely loving towards her son, but also incredibly overbearing. Sylvia is also an incredible cook.

He is a quack who practices questionable medicine, such as giving a "medical professional's seal of approval" to a defective "meat machine," and as such is legally required to put quotation marks around his title. He wrote a bestselling book, The Cigarette Diet , and found shocking medical abnormalities during Desert Storm which his boss refused to report to his superior, Saddam Hussein. At one time Spaceman dated Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme , whom he described as "difficult".

Leo has been portrayed as a classic "quack", doing and saying very weird things. For instance, when Jack Donaghy visits him for a checkup in " Hiatus ," Spaceman instructs Jack to cough several times while seeming to examine him below the frame implying a hernia inspection , but afterward says, "Okay, let's start the examination.

Leo is the son of Dr. Spaceman left Germany for a new life in the United States. In the s, he was a television spokesman for Chatterton cigarettes, promoting their tar and nicotine to expectant mothers, as being necessary for their babies' skeletal development.

In addition to his Nazi past, he was a notorious paedophile. Lenny Wosniak Steve Buscemi is a private investigator occasionally hired by Jack. He first appears in the second-season episode "The Collection", where while spying on Jack to determine if he has any skeletons in his closet which could prevent him from being named the new CEO of General Electric he discovers Jack has a large collection of homemade cookie jars.

Jack also hires him in the third season to obtain personal information about a man his mother was seeing, and later the true identity of his father.

In " The Tuxedo Begins ", Jack hires him after he is mugged. During his investigations, Wosniak will occasionally don a disguise as he sees fit. He claims he was once "part of a special task force of very young-looking cops who infiltrated high schools," in a reference to 21 Jump Street.

While attempting to infiltrate the pages union by seducing Kenneth, Wosniak affixes a blond wig in order to assume the persona of the "nympho-coed Charlene LaRue"- the attempt ultimately fails as Kenneth was "impervious" to Mrs. In " Game Over " Lenny goes undercover at Kaylee Hooper's high school as a female drama teacher, Jan Foster, discovers that he prefers being Jan to being Lenny, and gets engaged to a female math teacher.

Feline Groovy until Tracy abruptly quits and causes the production to be shut down. His career ruined, Shawn is forced to move back into his parents' home. Jack twice hires Shawn to direct films he executive produces and which star Jenna Maroney.

The first is the Phil Rosenthal -penned family-friendly horror-torture soft-core porn film, Take My Hand promoting Stamford , Connecticut.

The Avery Jessup Story, brought to you with limited interruptions by Pride bladder control pads. She initially intends to reject Liz at the conclusion of her evaluation visit to Liz's workplace, many of the interviews of Liz's co-workers having reflected badly upon Liz or the safety of the studio for a child.

Before Bev files her report, however, she sustains a head injury and forgets that she has conducted the evaluation.

Liz gets the crew to help her "do over" the evaluation, hoping for a better result. Although Liz's marriage to Criss was calculated to increase her chance at adopting, Bev explains that there remains a four-year waiting list for newborns and tries to convince Liz to adopt an older child. Liz eventually agrees after realising that years of dealing with her "problem children" Tracy and Jenna have proven her parenting skills.

Bev subsequently convinces Liz to accept twins rather than a single child and schedules their arrival for a few short days later. She gets the date wrong, however, and informs Criss that Terry and Janet are flying in that afternoon. Cooter Burger Matthew Broderick is a government employee and political lobbyist. He first met Jack in the declining Bush administration where together they worked to get fired by developing a "Gay Bomb".

Years later, Cooter works as a Republican political lobbyist and tries to persuade Jack to have TGS make more sketches about Mitt Romney 's fictional new running mate, Governor Dunston.

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